Get pied in the face by clown girls.

Hey You 🤡

Do you have a pie kink? Did you lose a bet? Wanna be pied in front of hundreds of people at a big event? Or just a quiet pie-ing in the park? Whatever your pie story is, we're happy to help.

Good News! 🎉

Due to popular demand we are working on offering pie videos for rent or purchase.

Pie Videos

Coming April 4th now! SOON!

Our Story

Over at Chicago Party Clowns, we became so good at putting whip cream in pie tins that we decided we should do it professionally. Here we are!

The OG

The Pies

You can't beat the classic! Heaps of cool whip in a pie tin.

Birthday Treat

Is it your birthday? We'll add sprinkles.

Slime Time

Lime jello and cool whip.

Bad Kitty

Have you been bad? Really bad? We'll make some gross pies for you. Cat food, mayo, etc. (All items safe for consumption.)

The pie experience starts at $400 and includes two of the following pies:

Pie Rules

We only pie people who want to be pied! We will ask for verbal confirmation before we pie anyone. (No surprise pies!)
We are only available weekend afternoons in the Chicago area.
We pie people outside, or if you seem chill we may be willing to pie you at your doorstep.
We don't clean up. That's your job! We recommend putting down a tarp or disposable table cloth.
This is not a euphemism for anything. We are going to put cool whip in a pie tin and gently throw it in your face. That's it.
We require a $100 deposit to reserve your spot, and the full amount before we begin the pie-ing.
We reserve the right to refuse pie service to ANYONE for ANY REASON. (Rudeness, lack of communication, wrong expectations, the weather, etc.) If we decide not to pie you we'll refund your money.